March 22, 2007
Canadian porn: Where is it?
Also of interest: IOYH on Canadian Podcast Buffet
This was seeded to me through a friend who doesn’t want to put it up on his blog. There’s a real market here, people!
Someone has to come up with a market for Canadian porn.
A few suggestions so far for possible films:
- Little Harem on the Prarie
- Corner Ass
- The Littlest Homo
- BeachCummers
- This Hour Has 22 Inches
Now we need ideas for:
- Royal Canadian Air Farce
- Red Green Show (we were thinking bondage, maybe with duct tape?)
- Bob and Doug Mackenzie
- The Passionate Eye
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Filed by Julien at 7:24 pm under random
One word:
mounties
Lust for Laughs?
Bande et Compte?
Vierginie
The Jizz Festival
-anne of green dildos
-sunshine sketches of a little minx
and of course:
-the skin flute
canporn2.0 success:
-tete a cocks
damn! that’s awesome. I love you julien :-)
you know that Montreal is a mecca of north american porn production right?
Isn’t The Passionate Eye fine on it’s own? Or should it be “The passionate eye on your booty”
Or better yet; “Sounds like Canada Getting Off”
That could be this whole new genre of audio porn, ‘hear it and fill in the blanks’ being the tag-line.
- “The Nature of My Thing”
- “Corner Ass”
- “CBC Boobsroom”
(ok that last one was maybe a little too generic)
replace with:
…
…
“Bon Cock, Bad Cock”
Bon Cock, Bad Cock is a (pun intended) stroke of genius and as a CBC fan Sounds Like Canada Getting Off made my day!
Da Vinci’s QuimQuest
Degrassi Junior Pie
Polka Cock Whore
OK, enough from me. signing out.
amazing…
The Kink (or Cock) of Kensingston.
Tout le monde en parle (de sa queue énorme)
Sandie loves Lloyd: CTV Boobs
E.N.G: Energetic Nut Gobblers (going back a few years)
W5: White women want white willies
Un gars, une fille et un strapon
Cock et belles oreilles
Mutsumi Unleashed: Putting the nip in Nippon
All right, I’ll stop. Were some of those too local?
Canadian porn, eh?
Julien has come up with a great idea. Please join him in coming* up with your own Canadian porn titles. French is, of course, welcome*. I added my own over there, but here’s another: Box Lunch with Jan Dong. A…
i don’t care about the title, i just want to be sure that julien is starring in it.
:P
SCTV -> SCaTV. Not that I’m into scat.
Maybe we need “Canadian Heritage Moments” on teevee about the great momements in porn. Or “Hinterlands Who’s Who Hoes.”
Horny Night in Canada with Dawn Cherry
“He shoots he Scores” ?
The Queen of Kensington
Beaver Tails (this one is fine as is)
What about “Bob on Doug Mackenzie”, for the Gay market?
“The Kids in the Ho’s”, maybe?
“You Can’t Screw That On Television”.
Man, these just write themselves.