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Canadian porn: Where is it?

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This was seeded to me through a friend who doesn’t want to put it up on his blog. There’s a real market here, people!

Someone has to come up with a market for Canadian porn.

A few suggestions so far for possible films:

Now we need ideas for:

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21 Responses to “Canadian porn: Where is it?”

  1. Linda Says:

    Lust for Laughs?

  2. Patrick Says:

    Bande et Compte?
    Vierginie
    The Jizz Festival

  3. hugh Says:

    -anne of green dildos
    -sunshine sketches of a little minx
    and of course:
    -the skin flute

    canporn2.0 success:
    -tete a cocks

  4. mtl3p Says:

    damn! that’s awesome. I love you julien :-)

  5. Boris Says:

    you know that Montreal is a mecca of north american porn production right?

  6. mir Says:

    Isn’t The Passionate Eye fine on it’s own? Or should it be “The passionate eye on your booty”

    Or better yet; “Sounds like Canada Getting Off”

    That could be this whole new genre of audio porn, ‘hear it and fill in the blanks’ being the tag-line.

  7. Steven Mansour Says:

    - “The Nature of My Thing”
    - “Corner Ass”
    - “CBC Boobsroom”

  8. Steven Mansour Says:

    (ok that last one was maybe a little too generic)

    replace with:

    “Bon Cock, Bad Cock”

  9. Liagiva Says:

    Bon Cock, Bad Cock is a (pun intended) stroke of genius and as a CBC fan Sounds Like Canada Getting Off made my day!

  10. hugh Says:

    Da Vinci’s QuimQuest
    Degrassi Junior Pie
    Polka Cock Whore

    OK, enough from me. signing out.

  11. Marko Says:

    The Kink (or Cock) of Kensingston.

  12. JonasParker Says:

    Tout le monde en parle (de sa queue énorme)
    Sandie loves Lloyd: CTV Boobs
    E.N.G: Energetic Nut Gobblers (going back a few years)
    W5: White women want white willies
    Un gars, une fille et un strapon
    Cock et belles oreilles
    Mutsumi Unleashed: Putting the nip in Nippon

    All right, I’ll stop. Were some of those too local?

  13. The Scrawl at the End of the Hall Says:

    Canadian porn, eh?

    Julien has come up with a great idea. Please join him in coming* up with your own Canadian porn titles. French is, of course, welcome*. I added my own over there, but here’s another: Box Lunch with Jan Dong. A…

  14. anji bee Says:

    i don’t care about the title, i just want to be sure that julien is starring in it.

    :P

  15. Moses Says:

    SCTV -> SCaTV. Not that I’m into scat.

    Maybe we need “Canadian Heritage Moments” on teevee about the great momements in porn. Or “Hinterlands Who’s Who Hoes.”

  16. fl Says:

    Horny Night in Canada with Dawn Cherry
    “He shoots he Scores” ?
    The Queen of Kensington
    Beaver Tails (this one is fine as is)

  17. Jon Says:

    What about “Bob on Doug Mackenzie”, for the Gay market?

  18. Jon Says:

    “The Kids in the Ho’s”, maybe?

  19. Jon Says:

    “You Can’t Screw That On Television”.

    Man, these just write themselves.

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